5.23.2013

Embarrassing Moments and a Random Photo Dump


My first girl/boy party, I think I was 8, and we were all hanging out in the living room and some stupid ‘baby’ show was on TV and I got wrapped up watching it. Next thing I know I’m clapping along with the TV and everyone is staring at me. Yeah.

That time in high school when my Mom made me a dress and I got in trouble for it being too short, it was REAL short.

I got a brand new car when I was 17. It was a Hyundai and it was a stick shift, which I totally knew how to use. So you can understand my confusion when I was leaving work and it just wouldn’t go into reverse and the hot manager had to come over and help me PUT DOWN THE PARKING BRAKE.

That time I wore white leggings and thought they looked good.

Once when I met a really popular blogger and I introduced myself as SkinnyMeg and not Megan. Honestly I thought she would recall my name from her Instagram so that’s why I said it, I felt really stupid afterwards.

That time when I was fat and I thought parasailing in a bikini was a good idea. My ass was hanging out for the world {or OBX} to see.

What are some of your most embarrassing moments? Tell them to me in the comments and I’ll chose the best one to win a $20 dollar gift card to the best store on Earth. Target.

Now let’s move on to some photo dumping just for kicks.

Taking random pictures of what I ate yesterday, maybe I should start just taking a picture diary of my food.
*side note, that much wasabi on sushi will make you cry and whimper in your office.
sushi// black bean couscous// Greek Yogurt with fruit// Apple and PB

Twilight Sparkle graduated from the 3 year old class at preschool and spent the day at the Arboretum.



We got our family photos back and I LOVE them, I can’t decide which one to get made into a canvas. My girl Amber rocks my face off. I'm so glad I did yellow and blue!







I’m desperate for one of these hats from Anthropologie. I just can’t fork over that kind of cash.



I need to do more vintage clothing shopping; I love these two dresses I got last summer.



My most used apps. The seconds one for my tabata workouts is AMAZING, how have I been living without it??


Please take a minute to check out these awesome ladies!

Taylor is one BUSY woman; she is a married Mom who is also a grad student and a full time employee! Freak that’s exhausting just THINKING about all that would entail! What I like about Taylor is that she is not making any excuses; she believes if you want it you will do it. Check her out over at Mama Tay LeMay



Amber from Crafty Healthy Mommy is trying to find her running groove. One minute she hates it, then she loves it. I felt that way in the beginning too. It sucks until it doesn’t anymore. Be sure to stop by and tell her that her thighs look awesome in these shorts :)



Happy Friday Eve!

130 comments:

  1. The family photos are precious! I love the color scheme.

    My embarrassing story: in high school we had a big intramural dodgeball tournament where anyone could make a team... The final game was played during our Homecoming pep rally. I was sitting with the other cheerleaders watching the game when out of nowhere, a ball comes whizzing through the air, hitting me (hard) on the side of my head. Not only did the entire school see it but most people yelled out some version of "ohh" just to draw more attention to it. I was mortified. And my face hurt.

    I've got many more where that came from...

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  2. New Years Eve...2005ish. I was over at my best friend's house, who happened to be the preacher's daughter. We were playing games and eating popcorn and no adult drinks were involved because it was the preacher's house. When I was backing out of the driveway, that I had backed out of 1000 times before I proceed to back into the ditch. The cops happened to be driving by, since her house is on a main road and helped my friend's boyfriend get my car out of the ditch. So, everybody is driving by seeing my car in the ditch. Yay me

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  3. Gorgeous family photos. The yellow and blue is a great choice.

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  4. One time, my husband's hot Greek friend was over for dinner. I was about 8 months pregnant with my first kid, and things are - you know - a little easier to slip out if you know what I mean. We were sitting out on our back patio after eating and I let out what I thought was going to be a little toot, and it ended up being a monster. I did the cough cover-up thing hoping to mask it, but there was no blaming it on the chair with this one.

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  5. That time in jr. high at basketball camp when I got out of the pool and my boob (well nipple) was hanging out and my friends ran laughing from me instead of telling me. I followed them the entire length of the pool to the locker room before I figured it out. P.s. the lifeguard was super cute! Great friends, huh! Lol

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  6. How did you get your phone icons to look so cute?? I love the facebook one!!

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  7. How did you get those icons for your phone to look so cute? I love the facebook one!!

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  8. Such a beautiful family! I love the yellow and blue. Looks so nice for outdoor pictures!

    http://livewithcrystal.blogspot.com/

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  9. beautiful family photos! i do not embarrass easily and can't recall anything.... probably when i was younger, but i wasn't much of a shy kid either.

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  10. I am a social work and I work with my clients in their homes. I picked up my client one day to take her to an appt. She smelled really bad that day and I didn't know why and it was really bothering me. It was winter time so I couldn't even roll my windows down. Once I dropped her off I sent a text to my fiance telling him it was time for a car with leather seats due to my clients smelling like they shit their pants and I was sure the smell was going to stick to my seats. Press send. I come back around to pick my client up and she gets in and says that her mom made chitlins today and they smelled. Didn't hit me until 5 minutes down the street that I sent that message TO MY CLIENT!!! I had to really apologize myself out of that one. I was so embarrassed.

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  11. LOVE the blue and yellow for family pictures! Mine will happen in August at the same time my daughter has her 3 year pictures! Where did you get Madison's dress... It is SUPER cute!!

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  12. I have several. So I'll give you a couple...
    One time I was walking across the cafeteria in middle school (AKA most embarrassing time in life) and I slipped (legs in the air) and fell on my butt in the middle of the cafeteria. Everyone saw it and laughed at me while I got up, walked to my table and died.

    At my best friend’s brother’s wedding I got a little toasty with my other best friend and we decided we would dance. I asked her to dip me, she did…the next thing we know we’re both on the ground laughing our a$$es off. Did I mention we were wearing dresses? Oh and I remember looking up and seeing the bride’s family staring at us like “what has she (the bride) gotten herself into?”. We’re classy!

    When I first started college I was walking to class and saw a “hot guy” and was kind of checking him out. As I passed him I stepped up on a curb and my shoe just completely broke and I fell down but kind of caught myself and had to limp away (it was a sandal so there was no way to walk in it). He didn’t even attempt to help me. He probably even laughed but I don’t remember because I refused to look at him.

    I seriously have so many more where that came from. Probably not prize winners but I love other people’s embarrassing stories so I wanted to share mine and *hopefully* give you a laugh. Happy Friday Eve! :)

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  13. One Summer when I was 17 my parents went out of town for the weekend. No, I didn't throw a party. I am the youngest of 3 and have always been afraid of disappointing my parents. I'll be 30 next week and still can not upset them.
    So, onto the embarrassment...
    My mom had asked me to water her plants while she was away. Umm.. Mom has 2 acres of plants!! This chore takes some time. I decided to put on my tiny (17 year old body, oh I miss it) bikini and get some sun. I have always been very blessed in the chest. The dozen construction workers at the neighbors house were probably enjoying my watering chore. But, I really wanted a tan so I didn't care. We had a puppy, Charlie. He was almost a year old and still very playful. The garden hose became tangled at some point so I started pulling on it. Charlie takes that as a "play" cue and bites the hose to tug back. The construction workers watched on as Charlie and I played tug of war. As I pulled and pulled while telling Charlie to stop my "well endowedness" decided to break the clasp of my bikini top. My top completely falls off of me and hits the ground. I stood there in shock until I locked eyes with Charlie. He no longer wanted the garden hose, he wanted the bikini. We both dive for it and unfortunately he gets to it first. So naturally, I chase after him and we begin to play tug of war with my bikini top while my tater tots are bouncing around all young and free. Why did I not give up and run for cover? Young and dumb I guess. I finally won the game with Charlie and retreated to the house to change. Oh, and did I finish my chore? Yes, I can not upset mom and dad. And yes, the workers whistled the entire time.
    Thanks for sharing your stories skinny meg! You rock!
    Crystal

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  14. Hm... the time I went hiking and slipped and fell in a pile of buffalo poo... and then had to hike back in said poo...

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  15. Hm... the time I slipped and fell while hiking into a pile of buffalo poo... and had to hike back covered in said poo...

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  16. In high school I went to lunch with my boyfriend one day. I came back to school after lunch and walked into class when my jack ass teacher asked me "what's on your shirt, you have a stain." I looked down and said in front of everyone "oh I must have got weenie juice one my shirt." (We ate hot dogs and the weenie packages always have that nasty juice)

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  17. Most embarrassing moment of my life:
    My first yoga class ever, and they made us do a move where we lifted our legs in the air and opened and closed them, plus pulsed our hips a few times. When it was done and everyone was cooling down, I stood up to bring my mat back. Apparently I opened my legs a little too wide during the moves, and queefed the entire length of the room. EVERYONE HEARD. It was hilarious.

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  18. My most embarassing moment....that time at work when I was fawning over the roses that were just delivered for me from a secret admirer and a co-worker said "ummmm you have something (and brushes his behind)". I reach back to brush off whatever I have gotten on my backside only to realize that my jeans have split beside the seam (yeah about a 6inch long split) leaving my neon yellow panties on full display......Needless to say a sweater was quickly wrapped around my waist and an emergency trip to Target was made. Only bright side was I wasn't wearing a thong that day! Bahaha!

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  19. One of my most embarrassing moments is when I was 16 and I took my Dads huge Dodge pick up truck through the car wash and when I didn’t get the truck on the track completely it pulled me sideways into the wall of the car wash. As I tried to get myself out of it I backed up into the thing that you choose which car wash you want and I was pinned in! There were people waiting in line behind me and honking their horns. My parents had to come with my Moms SUV and pull me out with a tow chain. The whole front right bumper and side of the truck was all damaged! It was so humiliating and I have never taken a car through a car wash again!

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  20. One of my most embarrassing moments is when I was 16 and I took my Dads huge Dodge pick up truck through the car wash and when I didn’t get the truck on the track completely it pulled me sideways into the wall of the car wash. As I tried to get myself out of it I backed up into the thing that you choose which car wash you want and I was pinned in! There were people waiting in line behind me and honking their horns. My parents had to come with my Moms SUV and pull me out with a tow chain. The whole front right bumper and side of the truck was all damaged! It was so humiliating and I have never taken a car through a car wash again!

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  21. When I was about 10 I was at our local mall with my mom and dad, and I used to get SO excited about those little pond things they have in the center of the mall cause you get to through coins in.... There was one in particular that didn't have walls around it, it was the same level as the floor and then when you got close it just went down into the ground a little, well silly me was running up to it cause I was SO excited to through my coin in and I just kept going... Yep I ended up in the pond and had to walk around the mall till my parents were done shopping SOAKING WET, talk about embarrassing... (my shoes were squeaking as I walked too!)

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  22. My most embarrassing moment recently was when I was doing this really cool dance move (or maybe not so cool) at my cousin's wedding a couple weeks ago, and I slipped on my own wine I'd been sloshing around on the dance floor with my other awesome moves and totally fell on my face. To make matters worse, I was a bridesmaid, so everyone knew who I was. My parents "pounded it" out and said "That's our daughter.". Awesome.

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  23. About five or six years ago I was at church for my nephew's preschool class Christmas program, and I was sitting in the second row of pews (on the end) with the rest of my family. After the program ended, we all got up to leave and as I started walking up the aisle, my boyfriend called me back to the pew to let me know my tampon had fallen out of my coat pocket. Pure embarrassment.

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  24. It's hard to pick my most embarassing moment but there is one memory that stands out for me...

    It was Christmas and I was about 6 or 7 years old (I think). In my family I was the oldest grandchild, the only girl, and at the time only had one other cousin about my age but he was a boy. We were always together, basically brother and sister, and in turn I was quite the tomboy. Well that Christmas my family thought it would be a grand idea to put training bras in my stocking instead of the usual candy, Barbie, Teenage Mutant Turtle, whatever. Well, our entire family is surrounding us and we are opening our gifts, video taping the entire thing. My cousin goes first and starts pulling out all these cool toys and candy, etc from his stocking and next it's my turn. I totally thought I was going to get the My Little Pony I had been asking for and instead I pulled out a few training bras. I was horrified! It was all caught on tape - the look of shock and confusion, my beat red face, the tears in my eyes, my cousin laughing his a$$ off, and I never lived it down. To this day this story haunts me every time we all get together...

    Big gulps huh, welp see ya later! haha

    ~Devon
    laduit2it.blogpot.com

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  25. Love the family pictures! You have been blessed with a beautiful family. I know you have heard the quote "Happy girls are the prettiest" and that is how I feel about Twilight Sparkle!

    I also have to jump on the 'how to' band wagon of getting the fun icons for your phone. I am new to the iPhone community and have no idea what I am doing half the time.

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  26. My most embarrassing moment had to be when I was 10 and got my period for the first time. My parents called me out of my room and I came out to find that they had decorated the whole house with red streamers and invited the ENTIRE neighborhood over for a period party, including the boy down the street that I had a crush on. They played the song "Lady In Red" on repeat and served all of the adults red wine. The kids got red Koolaid. She also made me a huge gift basket full of pads. Yup, pretty much the most embarrassing 2 hours of my life!

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  27. Dang, I don't think my first comment posted. I'll try again. When I was 10 I got my period for the first time. A little while later my parents called me out of my room. I came out to find that they had decorated the whole house in red streamers and invited the ENTIRE neighborhood, including the boy I had a crush on. They played the song "Lady In Red" on repeat and served the adults red wine. The kids got red Koolaid. My mom also made me a giant gift basket full of pads. Most embarrassing 2 hours of my life!

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  28. Hmm this is tough, I like to embarrass myself on a regular basis..

    Maybe the time I went to my first school dance in Middle School and my step dad dropped my step brother and I off (we were in the same grade). I told him just to drive off and not say anything to my friends when he dropped us off. He circled back instead after and yelled out "Shannon...you have your clean underwear on right??" in front of all of the middle schoolers waiting to get in to the dance. yup, thanks dad!!


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  29. This one time my roommate, her boyfriend, my friend, and my boyfriend at the time (now husband) went to Walmart to pick up a few things. We were checking out when I let a little one slip... It was one of those silent but deadly ones. My roommates' boyfriend was like what's that smell, and upon seeing my face automatically knew it was me. It was so bad the pregnant cashier had to leave her register for a minute... I tried to deny it, but I was bright red and no one believed me... So embarrassing!!

    Oh, and my husband totally did the parking break thing before. He ended up calling his brother because he couldn't figure out what was wrong!! Ha!

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  30. You can appreciate this I'm sure.

    I had to do IVF 3 times, which resulted in a total of two baby girls. (Not twins). ANYWAY, when I was about 9 weeks pregnant with my first I had to see my RE for my final appt before he released me to my normal OB. So I did my usual drop the pants and get the ultrasound (yeah....the wand one) and afterward when I was fully dressed he came back to wish me luck and all of that. THEN....I thought he wanted a hug so I attempted one except he was just opening the door for me so it ended up being an awkward side hug and a nervous giggle to follow. And then I died.

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  31. I'm fairly new to your blog. So I won't mind telling you I literally spent all day yesterday reading it...all the way back to last year haha, sorry stalker mode!

    This actually happened this last March. My future sister in law was getting married and I was a bridesmaid. The music comes on for us to start walking down the isle and all of a sudden I freeze. I had to pee SOOOOOO BAD!!!! Everyone was like "Chelsi go!!!" I was like "I can't I have to pee, if I move it will come out!" So there I am standing at the door way with everyone inside looking at me...I'm pushed and next thing I know I've peed myself...in my bridesmaids dress...walking down the isle. Mind you, I am NOT in the family yet! This was my Fiance's little sisters wedding! Totally mortifying! Luckily the ceremony wasn't too long and I practically ran back up the isle and to the bathroom...to wash off my legs. Gross!

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  32. This March my Fiance's little sister was getting married and I was a bridesmaid. We're all lined up and the music comes on for us to start the processional (I was the first to walk down). But I can't move, I'm totally frozen! My future sisters-in-law are quietly yelling at me to get going. I said " I can't move! If I start walking I'm going to pee myself!" No idea where that came from, all of a sudden I had to pee like you do after you sit in a 3 hour long movie and swallowed one of those 100oz drinks! Someone (I don't know who) kinda nudged me to start walking....that was all it took. I peed myself right there in front of all of my future-in-laws and my future brother-in-laws family. I got it to stop before enough came out to puddle, but I basically stood through the ceremony with pee pants (only I was in a dress and didn't have much to catch it). Thank goodness the ceremony wasn't too long. I pretty much ran back up the isle and straight to the bathroom to clean up, soooo washing off my legs! Ugh it was soooo embarrassing! Just peed myself like I had no control right there in front of God and everyone else!

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  33. On the first day of high school, I was so excited but nervous and I didn't know who I would sit with in the cafeteria. But I made some new friends and when I went to get food someone spilled water on the floor. They were getting napkins to clean it up, but I came flouncing back to my table and I slipped on the water and fell backwards. I hit my head so hard on the concrete floor that I was unconscious for a few seconds!! It was an amazing first impression.

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  34. Thank you for this post, I needed a good laugh this morning!! :)

    My most embarrassing moment was at work during a fire drill. I never used to wear skirts and the ONE day I decide to wear a skirt, I slid down a flight of stairs during the fire drill when everyone was walking down the stair well!! My friend in front of me caught me at the end but the damage was already done. LOL

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  35. ...the time I pooped my pants at work. In our office we always go pick up lunch somewhere on Fridays and on this fateful day we decided to get Chipotle. Thinking nothing of it I got my burrito with black beans. We ate, all was good in the hood. Then I felt the first rumble. I look to my left and right, my coworkers are both out of the office. Okay, I can do this. Sweat beads up on my forehead, I'm trying to finish waiting on the student in front of me hoping he won't continue to ask questions so I can haul ass to the ladies room. He's leaving, here comes a coworker, thank God because I'm gonna shit myself right here. I get in the hallway and it happens. One of those little farts that should have only been a little fart but when you mix it with black beans it turns into a shart. You know, a shit and a fart. Needless to say I went home after lunch that day.

    Rachel@rachelrunshermouth.com

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  36. Pick which of these is worst:

    I think I was in a college gym class..which seems weird looking back, but I was doing those sit-ups where someone is holding your feet while you sit-up and I passed gas right at her. But God Bless that girl - she heard it, knew it and knew others heard it but said "keep going, it's ok, keep going" and I did.

    2nd embarrassing story: Also in college. I had on-off cycle for years. Would go for months without having a period. Well, it had been a few months and it decided to come with a vengeance. I FLOODED a chair in my "Fashion Merchandising" class. It was super, super gross.

    So awful.

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  37. One summer my husband, kids, and I went camping at my parents cabin with our friends and I decided I was going to step onto a jet ski...BIG mistake! I fell in between the dock and the jet ski...my bathing suit got hung on the dock and was ripped completely off of me! There I was fluffy and naked for the whole entire lake of people to see! On the 4th of JULY!!! To make matters worse I was really freaking out in the fact that my foot had touched that nasty ass lake bottom! And by the way, no one would give me a towel! :)

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  38. LOVE the blue and yellow! Twilight Sparkle is precious. :)

    Once in the middle of a basketball game in high school, a teammate threw the ball to me, but I wasn't paying attention. It hit me in the side of the head HARD and I almost fell down. Every single person in the gym laughed. My team, the other team and everyone on both sides of the stands. The referee asked my coach if we needed an injury time out.

    Another time just a few months ago... I had my boyfriend over and we were expecting to have the apartment to our selves all night. We went to my room for a little alone time and right in the middle we hear my door open and someone coughs really loudly, as if to say "YOU'RE NOT ALONE." So we quickly throw our clothes on, I check my phone and I have about 5 texts that say "We're in the apartment!" We walk into the living room and there are four people sitting in there and I'm beet red. My boyfriend tells them we were "doing homework." He even brought his computer out with him to make it seem like we were. We were not doing homework.

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  39. LOVE your pics!!! such a cute family!!!

    Forever 21 has a lot of similar hats for cheaper, FYI ;)

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  40. Last summer I was at a happy hour after work and reached into my wallet to pay for my drinks when I noticed my credit card was missing. I freaked out for a minute and started retracing my steps that day. Eventually, I remembered that I went to Chipotle for lunch. The Chipotles in DC like to rush you because there are so many people in line so sometimes I throw my credit card in the bag when I take my order and put my credit card in my wallet later. I figured I left it in the bag and I threw the bag away in the lunchroom at work. So, I left the restaurant (it was on the 1st floor of my work building) and went upstairs to dig through the trash and find my card. First, I stopped at the bathroom to "break the seal" and when I opened the first stall door I walked in on my HR Manager pooping. It was SO awkward and embarressing, I ran out of the bathroom without going. I proceeded to the lunchroom where, of course, there HAD to be someone in there. I told them to please just ignore me, I'm about to dig through the trash. I then start pulling all the trash out of the can looking for my Chipotle bag. Eventually I find it and the credit card isn't in there! Now I'm really freaking out. I walk back to my desk and search my purse for the 10th time. It was in my purse the whole time....

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  41. Once upon a time I shared a large cubicle space at work with my best friend Helene, and our space was right across from our boss, aka the Deputy Director of our division. Our boss was a huge pain in the ass, who often thought she was like a mom to us despite the fact that we were rolling our eyes at her every other minute behind her back - particularly at her terrible fashion sense (and I'm not being snobby or a fashionista - that b practically wore pajamas to high level meetings). Anyway, one day she complimented the blouse I was wearing as she walked out to the bathroom. I shot a quick snarky email to Helene saying something along the lines of, "if she compliments one more piece of my clothing, I'm going to shoot myself." I turned around and looked expectantly at Helene, wondering why she hadn't responded or laughed. She very quickly said, "whatever you just sent, you didn't send it to me." My eyes got wide and I whipped back around to my inbox, checked my sent mail to find I had sent it...TO MY BOSS.

    The color drained from my face, and with a giant jolt of adrenaline I sprang into action. I moved so fast, you might have thought Ryan Gosling was asking me to eat ice cream cake off of his perfect body. I ran to my boss' desk, whisper-shouting at Helene, "KEEP A LOOK OUT!" My boss thankfully had not logged out, so I deleted the email and then emptied it from the deleted file, literally leaping back to my desk chair just as we heard the door to the office open and our boss walk back in. I pretty much felt like I had just won a marathon and spent the next few hours (weeks...months...) paranoid that I had not actually deleted the email and would be fired any minute. I left that job sometime later on good terms, thankbabyjesus.

    About a year ago, I was assigned a blackberry for my current job. One day (years after the email incident) I was scrolling through my inbox, when my head suddenly jerked up from the tiny smudged screen as I realized...I never did delete that email from her blackberry.

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  42. A couple of summers ago, my girlfriends and I went downtown for something called Urban Nights which is an outdoor festival with food, music and dancing. We'd just had dinner and were salsa dancing when I got a major cramp and heard a loud groan from my intestines. I made a mad dash for the bathroom which was packed so there was no waiting for people to leave to do my business. I sat down and let loose. I was mortified until the lady in the stall next to me yelled, "Oh my gosh! That's nasty!". I started laughing hysterically which only made my farts louder. After several minutes, I thought I was done so I walk out and see all these women staring at me in horror. I rejoined my friends walking down the street, laughing about what just happened....when it struck again. My sister and I bolted into the library for round two. Again, there was a girl in the middle stall, so my sister went in one and I went in the other. About two seconds in, my sister starts laughing so hard, she farts which makes me start laughing again. So we pretty much did our version of dueling banjoes, farting style. That poor girl in the middle stall.

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  43. Last weekend I went to pick up my sister for my nephews christening and I went to the wrong house and the man had to help me find her house like 4 doors down lol

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  44. First, love the family pics!
    Embarrassing moment: high school church camp. The rooms we stayed in were dorms, the fire alarms were right above the sinks( important!) I was blow drying my hair upside down one night- straight up at the fire alarm and it set it off. The whole building had to be evacuated immediately. The fire department showed up, there were girls who had jumped out of the shower in just towels all outside. I had to tell the fire department what happened. Bad news.

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  45. I fall up stairs in the regular. Usually when I in heels, in dresses or at important moments. Walking up to read at church, while thinking I look cute at the gym, while in the middle of the mall and I'm talking smack about the teenage skinny girls lol .... when you're 6'1 and u trip; its a long way down lol

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  46. Love the family pics!
    Embarrassing moment: high school church camp.
    We stayed in dorms on a college campus. The way the rooms were set up the fire alarm was right above the sink area in the bathroom. I was blow drying my hair upside down and it took long enough that the heat from the blow dryer set off the fire alarm. The whole building had to be evacuated and the fire department showed up. There were girls in just towels on the sidewalk and they were mad. I THEN had to explain to the fire department what happened. Horrible...

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  47. I constantly have embarrasing moments lol. I like to trip - generally over nothing.
    Its always at the best times too - while on the treadmill at 530pm when the gyms the busiest and my ipod and water fly across the floor lol. Or when wearing a cute dress and heels and walking up to the podium to read at church lol. Or when talking smack about the 17 year old hoochies at the mall and they totally see me trip up the stairs lol

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  48. Well my recent embarrassing story happened Tuesday. I'm a babysitter (4 kids ages 7yrs-18months). I've had a HORRIBLE cough lately. Well Tuesday it was so bad and so hard of a cough that I wet my pants!! Not a lot, but enough for them to notice in my light gray pants. They all laughed (and pointed) at me.. I felt like the kid in kindergarten who lees themself in their chair with a huge puddle underneath. They made fun of me the rest of the day, thinking I wasn't 'potty trained'

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  49. Well my recent embarrassing story happened Tuesday. I'm a babysitter (4 kids ages 7yrs-18months). I've had a HORRIBLE cough lately. Well Tuesday it was so bad and so hard of a cough that I wet my pants!! Not a lot, but enough for them to notice in my light gray pants. They all laughed (and pointed) at me.. I felt like the kid in kindergarten who lees themself in their chair with a huge puddle underneath. They made fun of me the rest of the day, thinking I wasn't 'potty trained'

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  50. My embarrassing story: Last year my husband forgot something,and needed me to run it out to the car. He was in a hurry so I'm trying to be quick. As I'm RUNNING... the young/cute neighbor boys were on thier balcony cat-calling and whistling at me. I got caught up and ATE MY FACE! I wanted to die.lol... even my husband started laughing and proceeded to tell me ' at least you fell gracefully.'... Thanks husband but feeling sexy in the wind,and then attacking the
    concrete aint cute! Needless to say, i slow my roll now.lol

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  51. Well my recent embarrassing story happened Tuesday. I am a babysitter (4 kids 7yrs to 18months) and have had a really bad cough lately (allergies). Well Tuesday it was SO bad & SO hard that I ended up wetting myself (I'm 24)!!! It wasn't a lot, but it was enough for them to see through my light gray pants. Anyways, they laaaughed and laughed.. all 4 of them. I felt like the kid in school that pees at their chair and has the huge puddle under them. They made fun of my all day saying I wasn't potty trained lol

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  52. Lets see I have a few embaressing moments.
    * one time when I was 16, I was in one of those scholastic decathlons and I was suppose to only answer english and literature based questions but for some reason I got the urge to answer one of the math questions. The teacher asked "what is 5 *5" i pushed my button and shouted 10. oh goodness everyone laughed and we lost. not only was i embareassed but i also embarassed the school.

    * another time i was about 10 years old and i was in my fathers wedding i was the flower girl. i guess i got a little two excited/nervous and when it came to my time to walk i ran down the aisle and tripped feel flat on my face tearing my dress up the back. I was so embaressed.

    * when i was 9 months pregnant with my second child i was having a birthday party for my fiance at the time. we had a ton of people over and as i was walking out with his cake. wooosh i thought my water broke. went to the hospital and found out i had just peed myself, i was the laugh for weeks.

    * the last one ill share would be when i was 14 i was at the pool with my friends and lets just say i was very blessed chest wise. well i did a flip in the pool and i guess the flip decided to come off i went to get out of the pool right away just to find i was toples. all my friends were pointing and laughing. to this day they still refer to me as "fish wobbles".

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  53. My story: Me and some girlfriends were bar hopping in a small town and ended up at this what one might call a "dive bar"; however, it ended up being a blast, even though it was a little diveish (that is a word, don't look it up, haha)! Well I went to the bathroom and there were no toilet liners (remember dive bar) so I decided to line the toilet with toilet paper before I sat down...no biggy, problem solved! Since I was in a bar and feeling pretty good by this time I did not realize until I got back to my table and my friends were dieing laughing that I had walked the length of the bar with a long piece of toilet paper waiving out the back of my pants to my knees! My germ-a-phobe toilet paper idea worked until I got it stuck in my pants! Super embarassing but made for a good story the rest of the night :)

     

    Megan, what is your vintage clothes shopping advice? I love those dresses!


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    My story: Me and some girlfriends were bar hopping in a small town and ended up at this what one might call a "dive bar"; however, it ended up being a blast, even though it was a little diveish (that is a word, don't look it up, haha)! Well I went to the bathroom and there were no toilet liners (remember dive bar) so I decided to line the toilet with toilet paper before I sat down...no biggy, problem solved! Since I was in a bar and feeling pretty good by this time I did not realize until I got back to my table and my friends were dieing laughing that I had walked the length of the bar with a long piece of toilet paper waiving out the back of my pants to my knees! My germ-a-phobe toilet paper idea worked until I got it stuck in my pants! Super embarassing but made for a good story the rest of the night :)

     

    Megan, what is your vintage clothes shopping advice? I love those dresses!


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  55. Meg I love the pictures they turned out awesome.

    This one time my boyfriend & I were disagreeing about religion, he sent me a txt I was working about some bones found somewhere that resembles Jesus. Time on them were B.C. I looked at my friend and goes he is an idiot duh the bones must be that from Jesus if there only a BILLION CENTURY old. She looks at me dumb founded? I'm a physical therapist, we don't work hard.. So I shoot him the same reply via txt . She goes ummm you know BC means before Christ right? Yea, I didn't lol. He and all his friends bring it up ALL THE TIME this was 3 yrs ago. Lol. Joke was on I suppose & I felt so stupid.

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  56. Meg I love the pictures they turned out awesome.

    This one time my boyfriend & I were disagreeing about religion, he sent me a txt I was working about some bones found somewhere that resembles Jesus. Time on them were B.C. I looked at my friend and goes he is an idiot duh the bones must be that from Jesus if there only a BILLION CENTURY old. She looks at me dumb founded? I'm a physical therapist, we don't work hard.. So I shoot him the same reply via txt . She goes ummm you know BC means before Christ right? Yea, I didn't lol. He and all his friends bring it up ALL THE TIME this was 3 yrs ago. Lol. Joke was on I suppose & I felt so stupid.

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  57. When my husband and I first got married, he worked nights. So on one if the evenings he was off we had gone grocery shopping. At the apartments we lived in, we had 2 steps on the side that went up to our door. You could easily just take one big step up on the front side to get to it. Well, I go to the car, grab a large load of bags from the trunk and think I'm going to jump up on that one step. I jumped, just apparently not high enough. Face planted right on the concrete along with bad scraping my shins, knees, and arms. My husband, to this day 6 years later, doesn't let me live it down.
    Want another one? It's taking a lot to share this one. So we all have that fear of walking in on our parents having sex, right? Well, I can tell you something worse. Most embarrassing time of my life, having my dad walk in on me. Kill me on the spot, please. And it was with my, now, husband. Do you think 7 years is long enough to forget something like that? God I hope so.

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  58. One time..in band camp;)

    Great family photos btw!!

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  59. Hmmm lets see here...Embarrassing moment #1: I was 16 hanging out in the band room (yup band geek here) before pep band. I was wearing sweat pants for some reason. All of us, meaning mostly guys were all standing in a group and I decided to act like a "hick" and I hiked my sweatpants way up...My lovely friend Sam points and yells "Camel Toe!!!" while laughing hysterically causing all of the other guys to point and laugh too...I had NO IDEA what camel toe was...Until Sam explained it to me...I hid in the bathroom until it was time to head up to the grand stands...can you say mortified?!?!

    Embarrassing moment #2: I think I was 16 for this one too...My parents were having a stump in our backyard ground down and my BFF and I were spying out my bedroom window at the guy doing it cause he appeared to be hot...so since we were being creepers we knew when he finished and ran out to the living room and started debating if we should offer him something to drink and who should do it...so he is standing at our front door and we are still arguing over who is going to offer him the drink when he takes his hat and sunglasses off and Jessica goes "he's ugly!!!" So I'm like "fine, I'll offer him the water!" and I open the door and proceed to offer him a drink and he has this funny look on his face and kind of chuckles and turns it down and then leaves...as I close the front door I look over and realize that the front window was open the whole time and he heard EVERYTHING we said...needless to say we were pretty embarrassed...haha!

    Those are really the only things I can think of that were embarrassing...it takes a lot to embarrass me honestly...

    Have a great day and I hope you get lots of good laughs from everyone's embarrassing moments!!

    Kaelyn@Mommyrunningcrazy.com

    P.S. your family pictures are ADORABLE! The yellow and blue is amazing!!

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  60. I have so many it's impossible to name just 1.

    I was about 15 and it was my first day at our church summer camp. My counselor had came over to a group of us girls as we were scoping out the boys. She had noticed what were doing and pointed to one guy in particular. He was tall, super skinny and had his blonde hair in braids. She asked what we thought about him and without thinking I yelled out "he's busted." Turns out it was her husband. My friends laugh and I'm totally mortified. She was also my counselor the next 2 years. I couldn't ever live that one down. Lol


    But my worst, most embarrasing story would have to be (I'm embarrased now for even telling it now) I was in 8th grade and practacing with my highschool basketball team one evening. The coach was pretty intense and I'll admit I was pretty scared of her. So, when the urge to use the bathroom came I tried to fight it off. She was so intimidating that I feared even asking to use the restroom. So as we were running our laps and pukers (suicides as some call it) I guess it just came out. So here I am an 8th grader infront of a highschool team I'm trying to impress and a coach I'm scared of. Standing in gym shorts in a stream of my own pee. Total embarassement. I'm still embarassed till this day.

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  61. I have so many it's impossible to name just 1.

    I was about 15 and it was my first day at our church summer camp. My counselor had came over to a group of us girls as we were scoping out the boys. She had noticed what were doing and pointed to one guy in particular. He was tall, super skinny and had his blonde hair in braids. She asked what we thought about him and without thinking I yelled out "he's busted." Turns out it was her husband. My friends laugh and I'm totally mortified. She was also my counselor the next 2 years. I couldn't ever live that one down. Lol


    But my worst, most embarrasing story would have to be (I'm embarrased now for even telling it now) I was in 8th grade and practacing with my highschool basketball team one evening. The coach was pretty intense and I'll admit I was pretty scared of her. So, when the urge to use the bathroom came I tried to fight it off. She was so intimidating that I feared even asking to use the restroom. So as we were running our laps and pukers (suicides as some call it) I guess it just came out. So here I am an 8th grader infront of a highschool team I'm trying to impress and a coach I'm scared of. Standing in gym shorts in a stream of my own pee. Total embarassement. I'm still embarassed till this day.

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  62. In college, I did a photo-shoot for my hair salon. It was a very trendy, punk-inspired salon. I loved that place and had a lot of fun at the shoot. However, I let them do the craziest things to my hair and make-up. I had a faux-hawk, rainbow flame colored hair, crazy make-up and slutty/punk-rocker clothes. Fast-forward 10 years and my family and husband (who I was with at the time) LOVE to bring these lovely pictures out at inopportune times. I am now more of a slacks and cardigan type of “corporate” person so I am mortified seeing these photos!!!!!!

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  63. In college, I did a photo-shoot for my hair salon. It was a very trendy, punk-inspired salon. I loved that place and had a lot of fun at the shoot. However, I let them do the craziest things to my hair and make-up. I had a faux-hawk, rainbow flame colored hair, crazy make-up and slutty/punk-rocker clothes. Fast-forward 10 years and my family and husband (who I was with at the time) LOVE to bring these lovely pictures out at inopportune times. I am now more of a slacks and cardigan type of “corporate” person so I am mortified seeing these photos!!!!!!

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  64. 6 weeks after I delivered my daughter I'm getting ready for the dr appt the night before shaving so I can just wake up shower and be out the door that next morning. So I wake up that next morning shower start getting ready and had a pain down below. Being hormonal unconvinced myself I had a sore and it was probably herpes which then made me jump to the conclusion my husband cheated on me... Haha so I get to my appt and she's asking all those are you depressed questions. And I tell her about my sore". She looks, and kinda giggles and says oh sweetheart you jut nicked yourself shaving. But all yor stitches disolved and you are cleared to do the nasty again if you haven't already. Whih we didn't wait my husband was gone a month nearly right after I had her. So then I get the you could be very fertile be careful. Yeah w/e then I was having low supply issues so she's feeling my breast tissue and the only time I projectile leaked was at that moment... Onto her face.... Straight up grown ups scene... After that happened I never went back to that dr... I'm still mortified... Only in my life would that all happen in the same day -.-

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  65. Wait, I thought of another one. I worked at a bank for 4 years before I became a SAHM. While I was pregnant with my son, first child, I worked in a detached drive-thru (thank god.) I was standing there waiting on a car to pull up and I feel something on my leg. I go to pull up my pant leg and there is a ROACH on my leg. Thank god one of my best friends was working with me cause she saw my ass. Luckily, customers can't see anything above our boob area. My needless to say, my friend/co-worker saw my ass cause I threw those pants off right there and of course I was wearing a thong. I HATE bugs!

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  66. (I tried to comment earlier, so forgive me if it's a repeat) I embarrass really easily, but I can't think of a single story to share. Pretty sure I've blocked them all from my memory. Your family pictures turned out great! Love the colors you went with and Twilight Sparkle is adorable in her pigtails :) Your iPhone screen shot is giving me anxiety with all of those app notifications!! Oh my with those thighs!! You are too much! I don't know that I'll ever find my running groove. I hate it, but the results are worth the suffering...I think :)

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  67. Love the family photos!

    My embarrassing story: I was probably 10 or 11 when I decided I wanted a dress like Jessica Rabbit after watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the millionth time. So I took one of my dresses and cut a slit in it. Well I cut the slit too high for my liking and had to sew some of it back up. I got distracted while sewing, put my needle down in the carpet so I could find it again and walked away. Eventually I came back and sat down on the floor. Right on top of the needle. It basically embedded itself into my upper thigh/butt area. When I finally told my Mom because I couldn't get it out she started laughing really hard. After attempting to get it out with pliers she finally decided I needed to go to the emergency room. So to get me there they had to make me lay down in the backseat with my butt in the air (in a skirt) and buckle me in. Once at the hospital all the nurses thought it was hilarious as well (small town). I finally got it out by a doctor but after that my nickname was pin cushion and since I lived in a small town EVERYONE knew about it shortly after. Lucky me. So embarrassed.

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  69. Oh, I love embarrassing stories. You know I poop either in the bushes or in my shorts like once a month, so I don't think it gets more embarrassing than that.

    LOVE your family pics. So cute!

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  70. This is a poop story, so you've been warned if you're squeamish:)

    So one night I was out running and my stomach started to hurt reaaalllly bad. All you runners out there know what I'm talking about. I was about a mile from my house and decided to just cut my run short and head back.

    Well, not long after that my stomach decided that NOW NOW NOW was the time to go. There was no stopping the poop flow and nowhere to hide. So my cute little running shorts got a not so cute dose of diarrhea like, all over.

    So here I am, a mile from home, with poop dripping down my leg and no phone to call anyone.

    I find a dark alley (where was this when I needed it 5 minutes ago?) and clean myself up. With some leaves. And my own hands.

    So now, there is poop literally everywhere. Legs, socks, hands, and even on my poor pink iPod. I look like one of those kids from the outhouse scene in Slumdog Millionaire.

    Thank GOD it was dark out. I avoided street lamps and lurked in the shadows when other pedestrians walked by (I live in a city- great). Finally made it home about 20 minutes and many confused glances from strangers later and took the longest, hottest shower of my life.

    And yes, I still wear those running shorts.

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  71. When I was in high school I volunteered at a function for my mom's job.ANYWAY, my moms boss is really awkward and kind of anal. I changed clothes from what I had been wearing that day for the evening.The evening went off without a hitch and we went back to the office to get our things at the end of the night. I gathered my clothes and my mom and I took the elevator down with her boss. Suddenly her boss behind us said "hey someone dropped their hankerchief." My mom leaped out and grabbed it saying "thats mine!" Well, it was MY PANTIES! that I had changed earlier (wardrobe issue). To this day I am sure he knows that he almost picked up my panties.

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  72. I'm in 8th grade and practacing with our highschool basketball team. The coach was pretty intense and I was pretty scared of her. So, when the urge came to have to use the restroom I tried my best to hold it back. I am running sprints and pukers (some call it suicides) and I just couldn't hold it anymore. So here I am an 8th grader trying to impress the highschool girls and coach standing in my gym shorts in a puddle of my own pee. Talk about embarrassing!!

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  73. When I was in high school I volunteered at a function for my mom's job.ANYWAY, my moms boss is really awkward and kind of anal. I changed clothes from what I had been wearing that day for the evening.The evening went off without a hitch and we went back to the office to get our things at the end of the night. I gathered my clothes and my mom and I took the elevator down with her boss. Suddenly her boss behind us said "hey someone dropped their hankerchief." My mom leaped out and grabbed it saying "thats mine!" Well, it was MY PANTIES! that I had changed earlier (wardrobe issue). To this day I am sure he knows that he almost picked up my panties.

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  74. OR One night I was having dinner with my whole family. All 6 kids and my parents. There was this SUPER cute waiter, but he wasn't our waiter, unfortunately ours was way less good looking. Me and my mom and sister were giggling about it. and my little brother, being the GREAT help that he is told OUR waiter ( the not cute one) "hey she thinks you're hot.) I just smiled and sunk into my seat. When he walked away I said "gahhh tyler i didnt mean HIM I was talking about the other guy.) Well, not so cutie was RIGHT behind me and he looked really sad. I was miserable for the rest of dinner.

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  75. I was 15 and my brother was 13. I was laying out in the backyard and he would not stop aggravating me. I was laying on my stomach and heard footsteps. I yelled out "Don't touch me!" A very deep voice said "Mam, I am not going to touch you." It was the cute electricity meter reader. I died of embarrassment. To make it worse, my brother was at the patio door laughing his butt off.

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  76. OKay my freshman year in college i decided i wanted to try Nair (who wears short shorts?)but was too cheap so i bought the store brand kind. After I let it "work it's magic" on me i went to rinse it off and it was BURNING, it hurt so bad i was almost in tears. I was sitting on the floor of my dorm room in a towel while my suitemates put cold cloths on my legs and the suite of guys next door came by to check out what was going on. Then my brother (and RA) called the parametics and with them came cops and campus police. So i put on a swimsuit so i could stand in the shower until they came. Once my suite was full of flashing lights the parametics told me they were "taking me in" because it was spreading. But i refused to be embarressed by riding on the stretcher so i walked by it while everyone in my dorm watched. I was fine, had a lot of welts on my legs so I wore jeans for a while in August, in North Carolina. And for years after RAs would great me with "You're THAT girl!" awesome

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  77. A few years ago, my whole family including my in laws all went to the St Louis Zoo. They have a giant walk through bird cage. I was in front of the group, and a giant bird flew over and shat on my head/face. Just then a little boy looks up and says "mommy, that lady got pooped on". And that lady was ME! I had to walk the whole way through till we got outside and my husband could use baby wipes to clean it off. My poor in laws saw how well I don't handle humiliation, and to this day my daughter laughs when she sees the birdhouse (and I will never walk through it again).

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  78. On my first weekend away at college of course there were several frat parties. Of course my roommate and I and our friends hit all of them. Well one particular night I was wearing these great J crew red jeans. Needless to say I got a little slushy, at which point I decided my friend needed a lap dance. Apparently my pants were not big enough for my ass and my cell phone. My pants split down the entire back, and I was "commando" my entire ass was on display for the whole party. I had to sit down and wait for my roommate to come by so i could cover up with her purse and walk back to the dorm to change!!

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  79. I ran in a Color Run a few weeks ago. Before the race I decided I better hit the bathrooms. (if you can call them that)I think there were 19,000 people signed up to run, so at least a 1000 of those were waiting in line with me. Once I got in the porta-crapper, I shut the door and "locked" it. Just as I had my shorts at my ankles, some lovely lady yanked on the door and it opened! Aaagghhh! Me in all my glory---I wanted to just walk back to my car and leave the race. It took everything I had to open the door and face the crowd that had just seen me at my finest. =)

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  80. The first time I met my ex's parents, we had dinner at a really nice restaurant and were seated upstairs. After dinner, I was walking down the very slick wooden stairs and my foot slipped. I tumbled down several stairs and wound up with my skirt around my waist. Not only did his parents see the whole thing (including my g-string) but the entire ground floor of the restaurant got to see it as well. I looked up and the entire restaurant had gone quiet and was staring at me. What could I do? I just jumped up, laughed it off, and speed walked out of there as fast as I could.

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  81. When I was dating my brothers best friend in high school (I know, worlds worst sister), he informed me of a swim suit I had in middle school that he could see through. EPIC....

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  82. Love, love the family photos and you! I always read your blog and see your Instagram photos but my first time commenting. I thought it would be appropriate because I am constantly embarrass myself.

    I have a few stories so you can see this has been MY WHOLE LIFE.

    First embarrassing moment I remember was going to a public pool, I was probably 12, we are on the side of the pool and take of my shirt to only realize I didn't put my bikini top on.

    Let's skip ahead to high school, my boyfriend at the time was coming over to try and serenade me in the middle of the night, this was back before we all had cell phones so he thought it was a good idea to throw rocks at my window...Little did he know he was throwing them at my Moms window. She not so nicely tells him to go home. We wake up to find him sleeping on the side of the house.

    Now let's skip ahead a little more, this was about 4 years ago when I had first started dating my fiance(we had maybe been dating a couple weeks) We were completely infatuated with eachother and wanted to spend every waking moment together. I would go straight to his little one bedroom apartment after work everyday. Well this particular day he wanted to shower when I got there, so I plop on the couch and start watching TV while he is showering. While on his lovely little loveseat I suddenly have the urge to fart and not a little fart. We are not at this comfort level in our new relationship so I am relieved he is in the shower and I let it out, along with a few more for good measure, I DO NOT want this to happen once he gets out of the shower. Well apparently they are REALLY, REALLY stinky so I open the front door and try and air it out and turn on the fan. I thought I was doing good and lit a candle. He comes out of the shower with a big smile which quickly turns sour, he says my apartment smells like shit and flowers and accuses me of farting. I denied for as long as possible and finally admitted to it. This is his favorite story to tell friends and family about when he knew I was the one.

    Thank you for doing this! I needed a good laugh today.

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  83. Love the family pics!!!

    Embarrassing moment. The start of my Sr year in high school, we were having a swim party for the Sr class. My best friends mom (who is my mom's best friend, so we are really close, she is like a mom to me) thought it would be funny to throw a frog on me. Well....I didn't see it coming and all I saw was something going down my bikini top....so instead of calmly getting it out....I raised my top and ended up flashing my entire class. Not cool. Although, I am not sure who was more embarrassed...me or my dad!

    Love your blog!

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  84. When I was in high school, my youth group went to a conference in Dallas at one of the hotels at DFW. We were the opening act to kick off the conference. We performed as the singing sisters and melodic monks. Guys dressed up as the nuns and the girls dressed up as the monks and we "performed" the songs from Sister Act and stuff.

    Well in the middle of the performance, we were doing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and I was honored with the solo. As the guitar solo came up, I was going to try and be smooth and jump from the risers we were standing on onto the stage and break out into this amazing dance. Well, my feet slipped out from underneath me. My feet went straight up into the air and my robe came all the way up to my chest exposing my green shorts that were very, very short. I quickly jumped up to finish the song but everyone referred to me as "brother green shorts" the rest of the conference.

    Did I mention, the conference was ALL weekend and there were thousands of people calling me that the whole time? It was awful and I'm shy to begin with. Needless to say, I have never gotten up in front of anyone again.

    I enjoy your blog and can't wait to read some more stories.

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  85. Growing up I played soccer. Well before I learned how to use a tampon I wore a pad during a tournament one weekend...and it was raining. So the sticky stuff and the rain didn't agree and it kept sliding back like it was trying to come out the back of my shorts! And I had to have my dad, who was my coach, sub me out so I could go fix it in the port-a-potty. Thankfully the games were rained out on Sunday!

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  86. Your pictures are soooo good!! What a good looking family and miss Madison is adorable, as always =)

    Embarrassing story:
    I was probably about 12 years old (this makes it even worse) and I was in the car with my family (mom, dad and two brothers) coming home from going out to eat - well being the only girl I tended to do alot of "boyish" stuff - so we were having a farting contest, yeah I know, gross ... Well my brother lets out this huge fart and I'm all like, I can't be out done! So I push as hard as I can, trying to be the champion and totally SHARTED! I had WHITE shorts on - I didn't tell anyone I just wanted to quietly sneak out of the car when we got home and run inside ... Well we still had a little ways to go and my parents are like man you guys really stink! My brother says to me - did you just fart again, it STILL smells in here - I'm playing it off like nothing is wrong ... We get home, I get out of the car and try to run to the door before my brother gets out and all of a sudden I hear him scream - OH MY GOD! What is all over your shorts, did you sit in chocolate?!?! Then a lightbulb hits him and he is all - OH MY GOD!! YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS!!! OH MY GOD! laughing histarically - I am pretty much in tears with embarrassment and my dad threatens my brother with his life not to tell anyone ... so I go get changed, my brother leaves to go hang out with the neighborhood kids - later on I go out to "play" and the first kid I see says - so did you really shit your pants?? ... I still hear about this, to this day, they told my husband and he also brings it up CONSTANTLY!! ... I will never live it down.

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  87. I was in high school and at a big event at a convention center, where there was stadium seating. I had been sitting for awhile and was getting sleepy. I leaned my head back and started rubbing my head on the back of my chair (at least I thought it was my chair. All of a sudden I felt it move and realized that my head was sitting in some guy's lap! I turned bright red and apologized right away. But, I was so embarrassed for the rest of the night!

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  88. About a month ago I had an appointment I was actually running early for. I decided to stop in McDonald's to go to the bathroom since I wasn't sure if there was a public bathroom at the office I was going to. I planned on buying a diet soda or something since I hate to use the bathroom without being an actual customer. So, I walk into the restroom in a hurry since I really had to go due to my recent goal of drinking more water. I didnt really look where i was going and just went to the door on the right, since that's where the women's restroom is in the mcdonalds I ocasionally stop at. I walk in the bathroom and look up to see a guy peeing in an urinal! I quickly ran back out and realized I had walked into the men's restroom. I wanted to run out of the restaurant. There was a family sitting near the restrooms that saw the whole thing, not to mention the guy in the bathroom. Instead I quickly went to the bathroom and speed walked out of there without making a purchase.

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  89. My story:

    Like most 18 year old girls I had spent the morning shopping. I had just bought a FAB new pair of jeans. I had an appointment that afternoon with the ( DUN DUN DUN ) Gynecologist. It was my first time ever going. I put on my new pair of jeans and off I went. I was nervous... who isn't nervous going to see that kind of doctor?! Anyways, I had the gown on, I was propped up on the table, and the doctor was telling me to scoot to the edge of the table. The big light was on shining on "everything" when out of the doctors mouth was...... "Oh, I must be number 38" I didn't understand until he said I had a sticker on my butt. You know those stickers in new clothing? Yep. On my butt. He then asked if I wanted him to peel it off. He did and he said I could put it in my scrapbook so I could always remember my first time. I wanted to crawl in to a hole and die.

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  90. Back in school, we were playing softball and the pitcher threw the ball very low to me (because I was horrible) and after he threw it, the ball was gone! I turned around looking for it only to discover it had somehow bounced off the ground and landed up the leg of my shorts getting stuck. It finally tumbled out and everyone was laughing. I was a very mortified 12 year old. Now I laugh about it. :0)

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  91. OMG y'all look presh in your family photos! I want your hair because MY short hair doesn't ever look that good. I am already regretting the cut dammit!
    Most embarrassing moment... dammit I have a lot.
    I guess I will settle for that one time that I was actually walking around the greatest store on earth... ahem Target... and had my skirt tucked in my undies and a gentlemen straightening tshirts in the ladies section whispered over to me... I am sorry miss but your skirt is ummm... and ya. Or that time that I was 50 pounds over weight and standing in line at chick fil a and a lady tapped me on the shoulder.... I turned around thinking to myself, "damn this better be important because don't interrupt me with such silly things while I am trying to order my Chik Fil a..." She proceeded to tell me I had a hole in my pants. A hole that covered the span of my size 16 ass mind you... and ass that was not wearing any underwear... Or I could tell you about the time that I had actually lost weight and my pants didn't fit. So much so that I was trying to carry a bazillion and one things in my hands down the frozen section in Kroger because aint nobody got no time for carts and shit... and my pants fell to my knees. I was also wearing no undies then. Moral of the story I probably need 1. new pants and 2. to wear undies on a regular basis. {hangs head in shame} PS I always refer to you as skinny meg. When I see your notifications pop up in my facebook I get so confused when it says Megan.

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  92. Oh, I got you beat for the dress at school. We had to get dressed up one day for Beta Club inductions. My mother picked out a dress for me that she really wanted me to wear, so I did. When I got to school, one of my 8th grade teachers was wearing a dress very similar. All the kids started calling me "Ms. Baker."

    I was mortified and PISSED at my mom.

    Family photos are super cute!

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  93. The first time having my step daughters over for dinner I was an absolute nervous wreck. The oldest one was only 12 years younger than me and HATED/S me :) I fixed us all spaghetti because that was the only thing I knew I couldn't screw up. As I sat down my B Cup size boobs decided to be in my way for the first time in my life and ended up flipping the fork which was stuck in the steaming hot spaghetti. Said steaming hot spaghetti then flew all over my face and chest and down my shirt. They still laugh at me about it today and have confided in me that they hate spaghetti.

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  94. A couple embarrassing moments:

    The one time a few weeks ago that my friend wanted me to send her my before and after pictures, where I am basically naked. She give me her email address, I send them and then she sends me this text, "I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong email address, that isn't mine!" Yep, totally sent a bunch of naked/fat pictures to a random email address.

    Another time when I peed my pants in front of my crush because I was dared to... I was 13.

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  95. First of all, thank you so much for the shout out - youre so sweet :) Second, I love your family photos - the color scheme is perfect, Ive been meaning to ask you - when does your daughter turn 4 - mine does in November :) And third, most embarrassing memory of my early child hood - ok I think we were in 1st grade, my mom would dress us up in little dresses with bloomers, well I thought I could lift my dress up to pull my wedgie and no one could see because of the skirt...well we get taped for some reason and we are all sitting on the floor watching the VHS tape of our first grade class and you can see me lift my dress up and pull my wedgie, I was mortified...even at 7 years old...that's the earliest one I can remember :)

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  96. When I was about 19, some friends and I went on GoCarts in Branson, MO and I was wearing a loose tank top. I was going round and round and noticed that a bunch of the guys working there were staring at me. I'm thinking "I must look good and be an awesome go cart driver." I get done driving and realize the vibrations of the go cart have caused my tank to shimmy down to almost my naval. I'm a 36D at my thinnest so you know I had on a granny bra. Nice.

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  97. Your daughter is too presh..... I can't even HANDLE it! :-)

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  98. I cracked my head open and required stitches. It seems innocent enough, but I cracked my head open on an icicle.

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  99. My most embarrassing story: when I was 18 I worked at Starbucks and one day I was running late getting to work. I yanked a pair of pants out of the dryer, quickly got dressed, and ran out the door. At work I noticed a few of my co-workers snickering and I looked down. A pair of my mom's granny panties were stuck to my pants leg. I started doing my own laundry after that. :-)

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  100. I love when you do photo dump posts, and your fam pictures are adorable!

    My embarrassing story: When I was in 7th grade I had a broken ankle and was on crutches, I was wearing a khaki skirt (school uniform) and mother nature paid me a visit that day and I realized it when it was too late... so there I was, crutching it around with a bloody skirt and couldn't cover it up with anything being on crutches and all... graphic yes, humiliating more so! LOL

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  101. It's fair to say my life is full of embarrassing moments but here's just a few...

    1. First day of middle school I thought I would be "cool" and not take a book bag. Instead I would carry all my books, lunch, and supplies. Well the first stop of the day was a convocation in the gym where the principle welcomed us and gave us a chance to meet all the other students (middle school was a combination of 4 elementary schools). The bleachers were filled with faces I didn't know and while walking up the stairs I tripped and out of my hands flew my brown bag lunch, assortment of colored pens, and all the loose leaf paper I was holding.

    2. Also in middle school...science class the teacher asked me to stand up and read a passage from the book. While carefully reading it I noticed all my classmates were snickering and I couldn't figure out why. Later my bff tells me I pronounced "organism" as orgasm roughly 15 times.

    3. In the cafeteria one day it was chicken strip day. Chicken strips came with a small cup of white gravy. A kid next to me thought he could fit his soda can into the small cup. The result was the cup exploding shooting white-gravy missiles right at my face. The whole cafeteria erupted in laughter and despite my cleaning attempts I spent the whole day smelling like bad Dairy Queen.

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  102. Happy Friday "SkinnyMeg!" Wear it like a badge of honor girl :)

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  103. Goes a little something like this...I get to work. I usually have a cup of coffee before I leave the house. Naturally, it's like a 'natural' laxative, so by the time I get to work, girl has got.to.go. Head to the nearest relief station. It's all good...until I flush. Apparently someone forgot to attach an 'out of order' notice to the door. Realizing there's no plunger, I freak. The muddy Mississippi runneth over and didn't seem to be slowing anytime soon. I head out, shut the door behind me and let everyone know to NOT go in there. Sparing the gory details, I have some looking for a plunger. After the plunger arrives, I plan my attack. Trash bags are put over my 'shit stompers' with rubber bands to hold them on and I go in to stop it. Unfortunately, nothing stops it and an hour and half later I had to leave it to the pros...definitely not how I had anticipated the beginning to my workday. Poor, poor plumber...

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  104. a) Is that HEB sushi?? It looked really good, thats one thing I really miss about living in TX, the HEB.
    b) Target is the best store ever so I'm gonna think long and hard about an embarrassing story....

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  105. I'm living my most embarassing story every single day and laughing all of the way through it!

    Your family pictures are just perfection! I don't know how you will be able to choose. Beautiful, Beautiful Family!

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  106. Ok so a little gross but I love Target:
    I was 17, a senior in high school, it was Thanksgiving weekend. My friends parents were out of town and we had a party. Most of our friends were older so booze was no problem. I had a bad habit of drinking til I puked back then. I ended up hooking up with some guy in one of the bedrooms. All of a sudden I didn't feel so good (I am naked at this point mind you) I told him I felt sick, and apparently he wasn't a nice guy bc he left me there, naked. So I tried to get up to put my clothes on and get to the bathroom but I was WAY too wasted and puked on the floor. I could hear the guy outside telling a bunch of people I said I was gonna puke. A bunch of my friends found me, laying face down next to a pile of my own vomit, naked. They had to pull me up, try to put clothes on me and drag me down the hall to the bathroom, the whole party saw. That was when I learned to pace myself

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  107. I just want to know how you like your My Days app??

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  108. A couple years ago I was visiting my grandmother in Texas and we got massages. I went with a 2-hour massage which I had never done before. Well, I must have gotten too relaxed because I farted! I was mortified! The massage therapist didn't say anything, but I felt so dumb!!! Lol

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  109. My boyfriend(now husband) and I were planning on getting engaged very soon and so I was spending some time with his mother. I was helping clean out her closet and donate some things to good will. I pulled out a tiny blue lingerie nightgown and asked what she wanted me to do with it. She said "oh I haven't worn that in years. But you'll definitely be needing it soon! You should have it. " she offered me her used lingerie. Gross and totally embarrassing!

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  110. I love the family pix!! Gorgeous!
    The dresses are awesome!

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  111. LOVE the family pics! Reminds me we REALLY need to get some taken!

    Embarassing?
    Oh like the time in middle school I wore this cute button up, and before class alot of the guys were talking to me more, and I thought "Yay, cool", then looked down and I hadn't buttoned my shirt. At all?

    Or like on the second date with my now husband...the first date place he'd told me was spicy, it wasn't, so the second date place he told me was spicy, and I loaded my food up just like his (Mongolian grill food) and it gave me the explosive trots and I had go to to the bathroom like 6 times and blamed drinking "too much iced tea".

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  112. Oh I have a good one...
    When I was in highschool, my boyfriend (now husband) were in his bed naked under the sheets (Let the judging begin!). He was in college at the time and this was his last day in town. His dad was going out of town on a fishing trip and barged in the room to tell him bye before he left. We layed there in bed looking at him knowing neither one of us had any clothes on. He stood there with his arms stretched out and said, "Well son I'm about to leave town so I thought I'd tell ya bye". Caleb responded with "Okay, see ya later." As his dad's arms were still patiently waiting for a hug, Caleb and his dad just stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity. It was the most awkward silence. Then, it was like it hit his dad all at once what was going on and he just quickly backed out of the room without saying a word. Then I had to make the "walk of shame" out of his room, through the living room, and out the front door. I was absolutely mortified.

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  113. the time my roommate depants me in front of everyone and I wasn't wearing any underwear... in front of the whole floor including boys! my first week of college!!!!!!!!!

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  114. My roommate in college my freshman year depants my in front of everyone including boys, and I wasn't wearing any underwear!!!!!!!!!!! I was mortified!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  115. What beautiful family photos! You all are so photogenic! Miss M is just adorbs. I love her on KEEK :)

    ALSO..i am sure you will get asked a million times, but how did you change your icons for your FB and IG icons? Have a great memorial day weekend Girl!

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  116. Freshman year of high school I had the highest Algebra grade and was being presented an award during a ceremony in front of the whole school (2,000 students). The lady calls me out as "Mr. Blake Brown"....I'm a girl...just saying. Nevertheless I still see people from high school and they think it's funny to call me "Mr. Blake Brown" again.

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  117. I love your family photos. I would pick the one of the three of you as the canvas. I also love the fuschia ruffle dress that your daughter is wearing. You look like a great family.

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  118. How about the time that I was a chubby 7 year old in girl scouts that wanted to sit in the baby swing. All of the other ::skinny:: girls were doing it, I figured I could do it too. I climbed in ok, but then realized my chubbo legs were stuck when I needed to get out. The troop leader had to pull me out while another parent helped and all of my friends watched. STILL a story that is told when I get together with my friends. And I'm 29.

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  119. Well, dang, I thought I had commented on this post! Embarrassing stories are my life.

    It was hard to choose just one so here are a few of the best.

    That time, at the 5th grade pool party, that I jumped into the pool, in front of the boy that I liked, and my top came off. Except I didn't know and I came up out of the water, boobs awaving, for all the world to see. And yes, I had huge boobs, even in 5th grade.

    That time in high school when my car caught on fire in front of the school. I was grabbing my books and miscellaneous stuff I had in my car and then RAN like a mad person from the car. It was on the announcements at school. Sigh.

    That time that I was running on the treadmill and doing the Advocare cleanse. Running typically helps me in the bathroom dept but with the Advocare cleanse, things were moving already. It hit me like a ton of bricks and I was doing the butt clench to the bathroom. Longest walk ever for 20 feet and wait for it, I did not make it. Yep, that was like 2 weeks ago.

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  120. LOVE LOVE LOVE the family photos! Twilight Sparkle is a beauty!

    My embarassing story-- While at work one day a co-worker brings in a watermelon. We snacked on it all day. Then that afternoon we all were eating more of it and chatting in another co-workers office. We are playing around and he spits a seed at me. I proceed to spit one and laugh. I went to do it again and was laughing at the same time. I got choked and suddenly got the urge to pee at the same time. I put my plate of watermelon down run up the hallway to the bathroom thinking "I made it just in time!". Oh NO, I didn't it was awful! I had PEED my pants and there was no way to hide it! I came out of the bathroom and told them that I was going home since I only had 30 minutes left anyway. I come into work the next day and was informed that I left a wet spot in his nice office chair and they even had a picture to prove it! They laughed it off but I felt Humiliated! I laughed about it but still was embarrassed! I am lucky I only work with 3 other people in my office! To this day, I will never live that down! P.S. I cleaned the chair too! Just incase you were curious! ha!

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  121. Hey Meg!

    A few summers ago I was helping out a friend with working at a small festival that came around every year. I ran a booth that was super embarrassing in itself called Dancing Heads. Basically it's a green screen, and you cover the person's body with a green cape so all that shows up on the video is their head (on top of crazy dancing bodies). That's not even the most embarrassing part... At the end of the night, my friend and I wanted to test it out for ourselves so we put on the green capes and got in the booth. The song Zip A Dee Doo Dah came on, and we were dancing along. After leaving the festival, at around 11pm, I had my windows down and had Zip A Dee Doo Dah stuck in my head. What I didn't realize at the time was that I was singing it OUTLOUD!! I turned to look at the car next to me, and they were clapping at the free concert I had just given them. (OH MY GOD!!!!!)

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  122. A few years ago at a family reunion, I was walking up to the drink table to get a refill. I was almost to the table when I slipped on something. I landed in a kneeling position, and the hand that had the cup of ice, shot up in the air and ice when everywhere. Everyone stopped talking and was staring right at me!!! It turns out that I slipped on some banana pudding that my husband had dropped and decided not to pick up. GRRR!

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  123. A few years ago at a family reunion, I was walking up to the drink table to get a refill. I was almost to the table when I slipped on something. I landed in a kneeling pose, and the hand that had the cup of ice, shot up in the air and ice when everywhere. Everyone stopped talking and was staring right at me!!! It turns out that I slipped on some banana pudding that my husband had dropped and decided not to pick up. GRRR!

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  124. I had a brand spankin' new office chair and was looking super spiffy in a pencil skirt and sleek black tights. The freaking Executive Director of my company was in my office asking my how I liked my job, where I see myself going, etc, etc, and I had worked up the courage to ask for a raise. I was really talking myself up. I've accomplished this, did that amazing thing... on and on, and I SLID OUT OF MY CHAIR! And not just a little. All the way to the freaking floor behind my desk. He just said, "Are you okay?" Didn't even laugh, bless his heart!

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  125. I was a young adult living at home and had an adult toy under my bed in a paper bag. My dad was the first one home that day and he always let the dog out of my room (we kept him there to keep from destroying the house). He opened the door to find shredded paper bag everywhere and the dog chewing on his new rubber toy. I came home hours later to find the toy standing up on the middle of my dresser.

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  126. One of the first days of my first real world job post-college and I was wearing a super cute blue skirt with two layers - one sheer chiffon layer over a solid layer. Well I guess I tucked that solid layer into my panties after using the restroom and didn't realize it until walking halfway across the floor past half of my new co-workers back towards my cubicle! One of the sweet ladies had the decency to run up and tell me, thank the Lord! The embarassing part - it was the middle of summer and and apparently I hadn't done laundry in a while, because of course I would be wearing the bright red Vicky Secret panties that spelled out "PINK AND FROSTY" on the back. Oh the shame.

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  127. I am always having an embarrassing moment. my coworkers refer to me as bridget jones. when i was 14. I didn't like being home a lone, true story many years later and i still don't. I lived with my entire family in my grandpas three flat. i had off of school. My mom was at work, so were my two uncles, I am not sure where my cousins were. My dad and aunt said they were going out, I had the house to myself. my grandpa was suppose to be at physical therapy. there were no cars in the drive way. my family recently got a computer and i was trying to figure out how to use it. I was playing some computer game and the house had been quite for about an hour, when all of a sudden i hear glass breaking, and swearing. I freak out and run into the basement and call my best friend. who laughs and tells me to get out of the basement and just come across the street to her house. I hang up with her and hear foot steps up stars, freak out and call 911. we live on the block of the police station. i tell the officer i hear scary voices swearing. a few minutes later a swat team is surrounding my house and an officer asks me to come upstairs when my grandpa is in a bathrobe with his hands against a wall with a swat team member behind him. I scream stop thats my grandpa. apparently my uncle had taken his car and he had fallen asleep in the bathtube and missed therapy, and woken up and broke something in the bathroom, but no one had known he was home.

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  128. I was working at the mall and I had to go get something in a different store and walked the whole length of the mall with the back of my skirt tucked into my panty hose. I still can't believe no one told me!! I was mortified.

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  129. Most embarrassing moment... 27 years old, newly separated from my now ex-husband and flying solo at my cousin's wedding. Drank a bit too much wine on an empty stomach (like an entire bottle or more) and decided after I used the ladies room to take a nap. On the bathroom floor. Where my mom, cousin, and the minister's wife (my high school math teacher) found me.

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  130. Most embarrassing moment... 27 years old, newly separated from my now ex-husband and flying solo at my cousin's wedding. Drank a bit too much wine on an empty stomach (like an entire bottle or more) and decided after I used the ladies room to take a nap. On the bathroom floor. Where my mom, cousin, and the minister's wife (my high school math teacher) found me.

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