11.29.2010

Morning {{crap}}

"No, no, no, NOOOOOO Madison!" That's what I woke up to this morning.
"MEGAN! I need help!"  {{sigh}} Fine I'll roll out of bed even though I'd rather lay there and plan out my day before my feet hit the cold floor.
"THIS is your child." Those would be the words I hear before entering her {{smelly}} room.



She has decided that she wants to sleep in the buff.  She DOES get hot when she sleeps, but not being potty trained mean she pee'd AND poo'd on the bed.  I'm seriously not capable of handling this {{crap}} before my coffee.

11 comments:

  1. oh no! what a way to start the day.

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  2. Oh my goodness! You sure hand your handsful this morning! That is funny that your hubs said "This is your child" LOL they completely turn over the dirty work to us LOL

    xoox
    Summer

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  3. Oops!! Our little one did this a few times and it was the WORST. Definitely not the way you want to start your day!

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  4. When I did daycare and we had a kid who would take off their own diapers, we would put them on backwards with a piece of tape over the tabs. might be worth a shot?

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  5. Oh no! Madison is one smart girl, and very resourceful!

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  6. Thanks for the laugh :) What a cute girl!

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  7. Oh my goodness we have been through this, not fun

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  8. Duct tape, pure and simple. It will save your sanity, and make mornings a little easier. My youngest daughter was a streaker and hated to wear her diapers (yet didn't want to potty train either). Duct tape saved her from the mommy monster.

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  9. Oh no!! My oldest used to strip ALL THE TIME! We ended up always putting panties on over her diaper and it worked!

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  10. aww Poor Megan! Cloth diapers! harder to take off! :D

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  11. Oh no! No one wants to walk into that first thing in the morning. I am laughing though at your sweet girl's little nighttime striptease! I'm also laughing at the well positioned star! You're so creative! At least it didn't take much for your day to look up!

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